Monday, July 16, 2012

A short story for your enjoyment

There i was, eating an apple and this fellow was walking down the street towards me.  I said, "hey, yo" i says, "Fellow walking towards me."  Pointing my finger in his general direction so he's sure i twas talking to 'em.  "you see that guy on the hill over theres?"  i pointed my thumb toward the general direction of the hill over theres.  He just stared at me, blankly blinking, not a word came from his mouth.

"ya uh..."  i paused as i noticed his strangneties, "well, there's this fel'r over there who plays a mean flute.  Yes, sir a might nice flute player he is."  A pause for the mans reaction...  just a blink.  "ya well" another pause to notice his oddness's again, "i watched em' the o'ther day whilest i was fishin.  When i got ther he wast just sitting there on them hill whittling away on a long stick. Took me a couple hours a'for i figured what he's a whiddling."  I took a dramatic pause.  It was lost on the man, he just blinked blankly another time.


"twas a stick!" the man was unfazed by my 'joke.'  "ok, well, he was whiddling a stick but he done turned it to a flute.  And he starts playing this flute, butterflies starts coming outa the wood work.  Can you imagine that?  can you see it? musta been round uh, well..." i looks up into the airs so's i could think better.  "...300 of'em.  justa flutterin and butterin round that man and his flute."


The traveling man raises his finger and kinda gives me a cross look, like he's got somekinda weird objection to me story but then sneezes.  "Haaaachoooo"  Whilest he's uh recover'n i watch the mist from his mouth flow through the breeeze.  And i sees a big ol' butterfly justa flapping along.  "Look!  A whole'nother butterfly justa flapping along!"  The man looked up and beheld that fly that butters and blinked the most thoughtful meaningful blink i ever dune seen.
Now, howst about that hu?  Really, makes a fell'r think.  Hard.

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